

Yesterday morning I was in Monmouth, Oregon, on the campus of Western Oregon University. It was the type of morning that deserves to be called gorgeous: dewdrops glinting on the lawns, quiet, sleepy streets, a couple out walking their dog, and it was Sunday…rest…no classes. All covered with buttery sunshine. All-in-all, the perfect day to burn Arnold Arms to the ground.
I'd expected an old wooden or brick building, in poor shape after many decades of hard living, but when I parked nearby I was surprised to see that the Arms didn't look too bad. Clean beige siding gave it a promising exterior. The shrubs flanking the main entrance were well-manicured. But inside it had one too many minuses (a poor foundation was just the start) and besides, there's always a need for more campus parking.
So, firefighters from Polk County, Dallas, Sheridan, Rickreall and West Valley drilled inside the Arms until the early afternoon, then pulled the hose lines out of the structure and let it go. Dallas Fire's Ladder 101 controlled the flames from the air while several hand lines were operated at the corners: neighboring exposures could easily have been damaged by radiant heat if the blaze burned unchecked (it is practice, after all).
As usual a crowd gathered to watch the fire, cheering whenever a portion of the building collapsed, and no one seemed the least bit sorry to see the end of Arnold Arms. I was finished shooting photos and talking with a couple who'd been students there when I learned part of the reason for the almost festive mood: apparently Arnold Arms had notoriously poor air-conditioning, and when the classroom subject is math, to boot, well…say no more. That's an equation even I can figure out.




